If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand.

Most people listen with the intent to reply.

10

Keep smiling… It makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.

48

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

41

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

52

Too much agreement kills a chat.

18

I moaned because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

46

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